小强侵犯，大战三十回，金精火眼之夜，猛女救美女！

说到猛女，当然非我莫属啦！今宵打救了美女阿贵蕾石从恶毒+臭+丑陋+肮脏+恶心+大只+该死+会飞=蟑螂。故事从此开始，正当我部落完《真开心》，关了电脑躺在床上正要睡觉时，忽然在模糊中看见一个可以移动的东西，起初还以为是壁虎，谁知那“壁虎”居然长有翅膀的飞掉。呆了一下，然后很理智的利用我的脑袋想了一想。冰雪聪明的我知到壁虎是没翅膀，就立刻彈起来把灯调亮，看见小强忍者轻松的站在窗边。。。本将军不知到要利用什么武器与小强忍者开展，随手拿起神奇扁形四方宝（杂志）向它挑战。

随着年龄不段的增长，渐渐发现原本身手敏捷，做东西的速度比起他人还要快的我，却变的慢条斯理，打不起精神，做什么事情都比他人慢几倍，再加上老花，散光和少许的近视而且还是在半夜两点多忽然被忍者攻击的情况之下，打算把它压扁，它却逃脱跑去衣橱后面。眼看着贵蕾石美女睡的津津有味，不忍心叫醒她。不过，想到如果小强忍者偷偷溜进去贵蕾石美女的嘴里那就。。。所以最后还是踢醒她。当贵蕾石美女知到小强的存在，她抱住了本将军性感又结实的小腿。。。后来本将军与她把灯亮起，本将军拿起了另外一本神奇扁形四方宝，一个三百六十度摇一摇然后施法七十二变， 把神奇扁形四方宝换成无敌棒形厉害棍（把杂志卷起来）！贵蕾石美女也拿了很不错的兵器预防万一。但是偏偏就是没有必死之剧烈毒药喷射箭（杀虫剂）。


本将军与贵蕾石美女慢慢的把衣橱易开，以为会再会敌人，谁知却刹出一个路过的胆小农夫（真的壁虎），但看不见忍者，幸亏不是联盟，就放过了农夫。趁还有时间，本将军立即研究钱子兵法，如何引蛇出洞。贵蕾石美女递了一支小火把（手电筒）为本将军照亮敌洞，可能火心太旧，所以火把亮下又不亮下。真气人。

忍者很厉害，神出鬼没，很难预算在那里。后来它很骄傲地走出来到窗帘布上面里，摆着一幅不怕牺牲的膜样。本将军为了保护贵蕾石美女，没立即攻击（其实是自己很害怕）。她送了本将军一支霹雳毛骨耸然剑（扫把）。我用剑向窗帘布慢慢拉开，忍者依然在那儿站着册立不到。我对忍者的勇敢感到敬佩，可是不代表我不杀敌人。我很潇洒地用霹雳毛骨耸然剑展开我的剑术，往向敌人的方向插过了去。插了几次，由于我的杀气太大，杀伤力太强与剑术太好的关系，小强忍者终于撤退，由窗口爬出去窗外。本将军与贵蕾石美女立刻把窗关上，松了一口气，抹掉冷汗。但这场战还没完！

为了能够让贵蕾石美女安心睡觉，本将军必须确实忍者全军副没（明明只有一只而已）。本将军利用一面镜子往窗外反射看看敌人在何处，顿时感觉有点像现代飞虎队。不过可能由于忍者盔甲的颜色很接近门的颜色，所以没有它的踪影（也有可能是本将军眼花）。本将军与贵蕾石美女便骑上千里马去到厨房预备第二次攻击（本人是走去厨房，也不想牵连到bumber-blue和harrypotter broomstick，太夸张了！）。 本将军守在门外/内等待忍者，贵蕾石美女拿出她的镇山之宝---超级连环方张狂粘纸！（每片七十仙的粘苍蝇纸）。超级连环狂粘纸真的很粘又很臭。起初本将军不要用，但也不妨拿来做为护身符。

小强忍者的英雄本色，真是令我敬佩。因为奇怪的是忍者居然没有利用轻功飞走，反而慢慢爬往本将军的方向向本将军走过来。本将军不识昆虫语言，不晓得忍者是要挑战还是投降，不管三七二十一，立刻耍了本将军最厉害，最高境界及最有型的无敌棒形厉害棍法，把忍者杀个落花流水，斩草除根，为老百姓们做了一件有意义的事。

前前后后，用了半个小时的时间除掉恶魔，忍者却还不死去，坚持留在人间欠世，这也太欠扁了吧？？？于是拿出超级连环狂粘纸贴盖在忍者身上狂大一顿，直到贵蕾石美女拉住本将军，不让本将军打下去，这时本将军才收手停顿下来，检查是否忍者是一百巴仙去世。贵蕾石美女拿了旧报纸让本将军安顿忍者的尸体，本将军便拿旧报纸包着尸首然后丢进垃圾桶然后与贵蕾石美女洗手去。

虽然本将军被吓醒而导致失眠了一天，本将军便利用了失眠的时间来记下这次的胜仗和兵法。耳听着贵蕾石美女对我的勇气与帅气感到敬佩，大大的称赞本将军，有点心花怒放。眼看着贵蕾石美女能够安全无暇的睡觉，有点羡慕她因为能够再掉入睡梦中。在此希望可以让后代的子孙们学习如何对付小强忍者！

哈哈哈！！！失眠导致精神失调！！！

真开心！

话说，拉曼学院有很多花样的东西玩，也有很多东西学。就如星期一与好妹子阿贵蕾石，阿卡丽娜和毙毙渴力丝 一同玩超级大粒塑胶球。虽然有点贵不过非常好玩。我和贵蕾石进一粒球，卡丽娜和毙毙一粒球，然后我们来个PK大赛。才只不过五分钟，就留了满身大汗。当我们失去平横，可爱的贵蕾石降落在我魔鬼般的身材上，痛死我了，不过我的腿插在她身体的某个部份，差点过不了未来母亲节，她也痛。哈哈哈！！！

幸亏我能进去！

我与贵蕾石在球里

毙毙和卡丽娜

PK大赛 ！

在球里很闷热，球的进口有点像屁股眼，有点恶心。当球里出来时，呼吸到新鲜空气的那杀拿，仿服像大便一样滑了出来，很舒畅也很好玩。

我与贵雷石玩完的膜样

我也有玩射箭。也不错。当我射第四箭的时候，我的左手已经酸的不得了，但未了射完也硬撑下去。

萧洒与帅气的我，爱死这张照片

初学者还不错吧？

何为老？

为何利用华文写作？岁月不饶人这句话是对的。

第一，随着年龄不段的增长， 渐渐发现外表依然无比可爱的我，开始追不上现朝的年轻人对电脑的认识与热情。因为本人买了迷你电脑也有一段时间却不晓得可以打华文子这回事！

第二，随着年龄不段的增长，渐渐发现原本健康活泼的我，便的低抗力如此衰弱与睡眠不足。导自每天早上出现定期伤风的病例，每隔两三天就头疼身软而且还要由灵魂拖着外壳的感觉去上课。就如近常忘记要做东西与食物中毒。

第三，随着年龄不段的增长，渐渐发现外表依然非常年轻的我，看着与自己同年级的朋友们快要大学毕业而自己却从degree回到基本的diploma，有点自我弃骗的感觉与不想踏入现实世界的脚步。就如看着身在国外读书的友人们，然后看看自己蹲在某个角落的那个部分。。。

第四，隋着年龄不段的增长，渐渐发现原本身手敏捷，做东西的速度比其他人还要快的我，却变的慢条斯理，打不起精神，做什么事情都比他人慢几倍。就如从房门走去课室也要花上大概十至十五分钟，一步一步的，慢慢的飘浮去目地。也就如，不知要等多少个季节passes过才新写本人的部落。这也算了，最气人的是本人竟然用上了将近两个小时来完成这四段文章~~~！！！

Ni-As-Ing

After living for 20 years, today is the worst-tess-tess-tessed day of my life.

First was the I.T. mid term exam, i hardly study at all but thanks to someone.

Second, my group and i rush to classroom and prepare for H.E. presentation. i have no idea why i was paranoid when it's my turn to present. i just stood in front of the class, shaking and speechless...that was the worst ever presentation i was conducted...kena rasuk...ITS NOT ME AT ALL!!!

The lecturer asked me to relax and let others to present first...so i take my time and speak slowly although the lecturer was in a hurry...in the end she said overall satisfied...but not to me...ITS NOT ME!!! ITS NOT ME!!! the me that you saw today, ITS NOT ME!!!! luckily the Q&A part had postpone to next week...

Third, i was attack by monkeys!!! yes, MONKEYS...not just one but two of them! One of it actually came near me and try to rob my plastic bag, but i didn't let go either, the next thing i do was shout for help in bahasa melayu...what the hell...went H.E. class until crazy...but then kai xin rescue me from the two ugly monkeys...thanks kai xin...that yau yau only know how to laugh...

and also thanks to those who cheered me up...

T.T or T.T.

Speaking of talent time night, perhaps Yau Yau forgot to inform us that on the actual night, we have to wear formal, which means for the ladies, we can wear dresses or gaun. Not O.L. style!!

What happen on that day, Grace and Karena dressed as they were going to work or going to conduct a presentation. Other girls all dressed like Cinderellas...As for me, at least they said i look more like a lecturer...not that bad after all...

see what i mean...two front desk O.L., a lecturer and three body guard...Christopher was holding the camera.

Then again, Yau Yau took part in singing category and Fiona took part on the Emcee category. i admire and envy on Fiona courage and skills. Yau Yau sang beautifully although i have no idea on what she was singing...and she looks so gorgeous only for four hours...the next day she looks like "sip cheng guai". HAHAHAA!!!

I can't find Fiona...missing in action

Anyway, i am proud of Yau Yau and Fiona although non of them win anything...Fiona and Yau Yau, we support you!!!

Ulu Yam waterfall

Yesterday morning(Thursday), half of E1 went to Ulu Yam waterfall for a picnic! we left at 7a.m. and it took us about an hour to reach our destination. Supposedly there were 14 of us agreed to go but Christopher "fang ge zhi" at the last minute but the most important thing is the main character went with us and that's where the fun begins!


So, V.C., Karena and I were the drivers and i have no idea why the heck is V.C. drove so fast! I was trapped in the middle of their car and Karena can't wait to cut into my line. HOHOHOO! I drove slowly because:


1. V.C's car kept spluring out black carbon dioxide and i was driving behind his car with windows wide opened! Jarrod and I wind down the window for some fresh air but apparently wasn't that fresh after all..


2. There were four lives on my hand and i don't dare to risk it. Especially Superstar's life! can't afford to lose it! For others.. never mind lah!


In the end Karena did cut into my line. As her BumbleBee passes by and drove infront of me with her happy face, I'm the one who smiling because the shui yu blocked the smoke!!! HAHAHAA!!!

After approximately 50 minutes of driving, we finally reaches our destination. we paid RM1 for entrance fee but we were quite disappointed because there's no waterfall, only small river. we decided to back of and get refund but the guy who we paid to had disappeared...spooooooooky....

And we continue our journey by driving another 20 minutes. Finally there was this uncle suggested a nicer waterfall as we stop by and ask for direction.


The second waterfall entrance was free of charge, or should i say no one was there. theoretically, we were cheated by the spooooooky man.

We unloaded the food and our belongings to a small pondok. We had our picnic before we head to the water and My Oh My it was so cold!!! we all went into the water except Alwin due to his leg on healing process, so he was the camera man for the day.

We left Ulu Yam around 11a.m.. Luckly we still manage to catch up our English Class. this time i finally catch up with V.C.!!!!

Free at last...

Two assignments finally submitted! finally got time to write new blogs. People here i come!!!